Wednesday, September 28, 2011

I Am So Curious And Just A Little Scared!

So, I've done some cover cringes in the past and in one of my Facebook groups, a book was posted that at first glance fit it perfectly! But taking a closer look at the blurb, if I'd been drinking, liquid would've shot out of my nose because I was shocked! Surely, I wasn't reading it right but I couldn't help laughing hard. See what you think...

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

ROFMBO!!! This is NOT a joke!!!

After my discussion about male romance authors .. it makes me so curious to see what happens but also scared because being traumatised seems inevitable!! This sounds like a funny read but at $7.99, I'm not sure I want to risk it but how can I not? It's tempting me... calling me to buy it and put it on my Kindle. Has anyone read this book? I know he has other titles as well:

Razor Wire Pubic Hair
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
and other scary ones!

Part of me wants to go.... "Ahhhh he found romance, maybe Fig is his soul mate and he's her hero and they get to live happily ever after" but can you imagine?? Good gosh, where would they live?? In Stacy's crotch forever? *crazy thoughts FLOOD my mind* And just because I'm in a squick frame of mind, next time I go to my gyno, do I need to have him check for a hidden world? Do I need to worry about strange noises? Oh crap, the other night... I thought it was my daughter singing off key but what if?? ROFL I so want to read this book. Let me gather up my courage because just from the blurb, I can tell this will be an education!!

I'll keep you posted!


Deanna sborne-Rumler said...

You are a heck of alot braver than me. I thought this was a joke on HP's site....guess not

Birgit said...

OMG ... I don't think I could read that book - the title alone is traumatizing enough, hahahahaaaa !

hotmaja54 said...

I think you you should take the plunge! Read the book purely for research purpose,LMAO!!

Christi said...

OMG for the sake of research you HAVE to read this book, and then review it for all of us!!!!!!

Holly said...

LOL! I think that has to be one of the most . . . interesting blurbs I have ever read. Please do brave this new world for us and let us know what you thought.

mbreakfield said...

Hahaha! Let us know, how it is. It sounds warped and hilarious.

quimbayai said...

LMAO! Please read this and tell us how it is. For some reason now I want to read this to see if it's as funny and twisted as it sounds...LOL! >.<

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the sequel Poltergush. Ok sorry. it looks like it was just an author having a fun time. the book is most likely entertaining.


Lori @ Romancing the Darkside said...

WTF??!! Just when you think you've seen and read it all...LOL I'd love to hear your thoughts on it if you read it!

Belinda said...

Poltergush??? ROFL!!!!

I think I'm going to do it! AS soon as I've finished Lover Unleashed, I'll DIVE IN!! Man, I'm nervous LOL

Christine Rains said...

Wow. *ROTFL* That is hilarious! I can't wait to hear what you think about it.

Jennifer@The Book Nympho said...

I just email the publisher to see if I could get a copy of one of his books to read and review. I referenced your blog post in my email.

His list of books sounds awesome.


Kate said...

Well, it is almost October, so it's sure to make for a thrilling Halloween read. Maybe haunted vaginas are the new haunted houses?

Beverly said...

I am gonna have to check this one out with you! Let me know when you are going to read it!

Anne said...

OMG, this sounds so bizarre. It's one of those things where it will either be so completely mind blowingly great or so freakin' bad you won't get beyond page 10. I'm thinking bad.

Let us know if you hear back from anyone or get a copy.

I looked it up on Amazon and it's got a lot of good revies and apparently, there's a new genre called Bizarro?!? I have a feeling I would probably not appreciate it.

Shannon@BooksDevoured said...

Oh. My. God. I am speechless... Seriously!

I Read Banned Books said...

This is THE perfect white elephant gift for the holidays!


Mad Scientist said...

I am alive and back and look what you have posted. *sigh* I missed you!!!

Mad Scientist @ Steampunkery & Book Reviews said...

OMG, this had me shaking with laughter! I just ... I have no idea what to think. Did you read it??? You must update this post!

M.R.Polish said...

Hahahaha that Kills ME! You are a brave woman, possibly my hero! You are definitely going to have to post your review, I'm very curious. Although I don't think I could stomach braving that adventure myself LOL. I can't believe it's not a joke. Well at least it's original LOL

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