I was surfing the internet and I found this GEM! I laughed so hard that I saw stars from the lack of oxygen. What the HECK where these people thinking displaying them PROUDLY???
1. "I Can Pee Further Than You!"
The Kafka Museum Entrance -- Prague
Yep, the statues are having a peeing contest but hey, it's okay - it's all in the name of art! You can't see closer, but they are actually holding themselves where the water spouts out and if you TEXT a message, they will PEE it for you!!
2. Yep, It's What You Think It Is!
The, Uh, Turd Monument -- Ponta Grossa, Brazil
ROFLMBO!! This masterpiece is meant to represent a tree! HUGE FAIL! Want to see how they pulled it down?
I kid you not!! I'm speechless...
3. The Water Has To Come From Somewhere
Fountain of Virtues -- Nuremberg
Seriously, the water is coming out of their nipples. Anyone notice the name of the fountain? The Fountain of VIRTUES! Yep, nothing screams virtues than squirty boobs! Even the kid is scared LOL
4. "Statue For Club Shadowlands Maybe?"
Santa Claus With Butt Plug -- Rotterdam
Try and guess what Santa's holding? Anyone?? A Christmas tree! Yes, this 18 ft statue of Father Christmas isn't holding a giant butt plug, but a tree for people to decorate *squints* I don't see it... *squints again*
Tubingen University -- Germany
I don't care HOW important education is but I would NOT go anywhere near this! My gosh I'm blushing now, just looking at it? What's next? A scrotum fountain? Do they not see what this looks like? LOL "Hey we gonna take the LURVE tunnel to class today?" Then again, this may be the most action some poor guy gets... *still blushing*
6. "I've Come For Your Soul!"
El Mesteno -- Denver
I think this would almost be something amazing to see but it stands at 32 ft TALL! Anyone seen this in person? I read this is one of the first things you see when you walk out of the airport. I would swoon if I saw that red eye blazing at me *cue evil voice* "I've come for your soul you wicked Bookish Snob" LOL How scary! Now if it had a HOT vampire guy statue on the back, flashing gang? I say "NEIGH!!"
7. "Aww Sweet Little Babies... NOT!"
The Faceless Crawling Horror Babies -- Prague
They have some weird stuff in Europe and for those of us who love babies, this could be a group of warm and fuzzy statues, right? Nothing screams cute that a bunch of crawling toddlers. Wanna see the front of them?
8. What Is It With Babies??
Frogner Park Babyfighter (?) -- Oslo, Norway
ROOOOAAAAARRRR! Call me hormomal but this statue IRRITATES me to no end! WTH?? If I were the locals I'd go throw a tarp or blanket over it... something because this is monstrous!! *grabs a pitchfork*
9. Big Brother Has His Eye On You!
The Giant Eyeball -- Chicago
This is just CREEPY, CREEPY, CREEPY! And don't think you can just avoid passing by because apparently it MOVES around so you'll never know!! *body shivers*
Okay, okay.... I know it's a TOP TEN but I'm all out and my Highlanders are calling for me! Hope you enjoyed these scary monuments and my sincere sympathies if you're unfortunate to live near them!
Enjoy your week!!
*I found these at www.cracked.com*