Sunday, May 1, 2011

Top Ten List - What The Heck Were They Thinking??

I was surfing the internet and I found this GEM! I laughed so hard that I saw stars from the lack of oxygen. What the HECK where these people thinking displaying them PROUDLY???

1. "I Can Pee Further Than You!"

The Kafka Museum Entrance -- Prague

Yep, the statues are having a peeing contest but hey, it's okay - it's all in the name of art! You can't see closer, but they are actually holding themselves where the water spouts out and if you TEXT a message, they will PEE it for you!!

2. Yep, It's What You Think It Is!

The, Uh, Turd Monument -- Ponta Grossa, Brazil

ROFLMBO!! This masterpiece is meant to represent a tree! HUGE FAIL! Want to see how they pulled it down?

I kid you not!! I'm speechless...

3. The Water Has To Come From Somewhere

Fountain of Virtues -- Nuremberg

Seriously, the water is coming out of their nipples. Anyone notice the name of the fountain?  The Fountain of VIRTUES! Yep, nothing screams virtues than squirty boobs! Even the kid is scared LOL

4. "Statue For Club Shadowlands Maybe?"
Santa Claus With Butt Plug -- Rotterdam

Try and guess what Santa's holding? Anyone?? A Christmas tree! Yes, this 18 ft statue of Father Christmas isn't holding a giant butt plug, but a tree for people to decorate *squints* I don't see it... *squints again*

5. O.M.G.S.H

Tubingen University -- Germany

I don't care HOW important education is but I would NOT go anywhere near this! My gosh I'm blushing now, just looking at it? What's next? A scrotum fountain? Do they not see what this looks like? LOL "Hey we gonna take the LURVE tunnel to class today?" Then again, this may be the most action some poor guy gets... *still blushing*

6. "I've Come For Your Soul!"

El Mesteno -- Denver

I think this would almost be something amazing to see but it stands at 32 ft TALL! Anyone seen this in person? I read this is one of the first things you see when you walk out of the airport. I would swoon if I saw that red eye blazing at me *cue evil voice* "I've come for your soul you wicked Bookish Snob" LOL How scary! Now if it had a HOT vampire guy statue on the back, flashing gang? I say "NEIGH!!"

7. "Aww Sweet Little Babies... NOT!"

The Faceless Crawling Horror Babies -- Prague

They have some weird stuff in Europe and for those of us who love babies, this could be a group of warm and fuzzy statues, right? Nothing screams cute that a bunch of crawling toddlers. Wanna see the front of them?


8. What Is It With Babies??

Frogner Park Babyfighter (?) -- Oslo, Norway

ROOOOAAAAARRRR! Call me hormomal but this statue IRRITATES me to no end! WTH?? If I were the locals I'd go throw a tarp or blanket over it... something because this is monstrous!! *grabs a pitchfork*

9. Big Brother Has His Eye On You!

The Giant Eyeball -- Chicago

This is just CREEPY, CREEPY, CREEPY! And don't think you can just avoid passing by because apparently it MOVES around so you'll never know!! *body shivers*

Okay, okay.... I know it's a TOP TEN but I'm all out and my Highlanders are calling for me! Hope you enjoyed these scary monuments and my sincere sympathies if you're unfortunate to live near them!

Enjoy your week!!

*I found these at*


Kristen My Bookish Fairy Tale said...

OMG that was hilarious!! Great post You just made me laugh so hard Especially the 5th picture your comment beneath it!

BJ said...

Lol...Thankfully the demon horse is not the first thing you see when you get off the plane in Denver....And that horse does't look any better in the daylight either!!!!!

csilibrarian said...

Ugh these all scary. Especially Santa and his...Christmas...tree... *shudders*

ChrisS said...

LOL. I love these posts. Thank you....

V.K. Tremain said...

Those are too funny. I took a couple pictures of statues in NOLA that I'm going to post that are along this theme! I don't know which one I liked the best...the pissing contest or the squirting virtuous women...really?

BooksforCompany said...

Lol l don't know if to laugh or cry with how crazy these all these!

Must Love Books said...

OMG! *dies of laughter* and I thought the penis looking poles in my town were bad. hahahha.

C.G. Powell said...

Bwahaha...I love it, the only one you missed was Manikin Piss in Brussels!!

Ladybug07999 said...

#8 . . yeah, I don't think so!

#4 . . YES!!!! I love it, for sure to be in front of the shadowlands.

S.E. Gordon said...

WTF? How did I miss this???

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