I was recently looking online for new book covers and I found some doozies! I cringed SO HARD, in between laughing, that it looked like I was having a seizure. My gosh, they are so scary and confusing... want to see?
*scratches head* A story in bad what? Covers? Graphics? You know this reminds me of when I was a little girl. On the fridge you would have the different magnets and you could put them in random places. As a small child, you were pretty impressed with yourself because it looked good. This makes me wonder how old Edward is. - maybe he needs to spend more time playing cars and super heroes then designing covers LOL I still can't get over the title... did they leave a word out? "Hmmm can't fit another word on my random cover.. I think I'll just not include it... leave the reader wondering."
ROFL - This title CRACKS ME UP!! What "stump" is on fire? Maybe if he wasn't naked and exposing himself, it wouldn't have ignited. I'd be worried to so maybe there needs to be a truckload of exclamation points added *inserts !!!!!!* Yep that would definitely be add to the intensity. Makes you wonder - why they're naked to begin with... I'm almost tempted to read it to find out... almost.
Anyone else confused? My giddy heart beats a little faster when I read romance but what's the stone? And why oh why are they trying to hang themselves? Did the stone reject them? Did the stone dump them for a cooler best friend? Maybe it's just a matter of perspective - that's not really a noose but one of the gymnast bar thingees. Part of his plan in wooing the stone is by bulking up and impressing it with his huge biceps. Or maybe it's a giant bubble maker and he's trying to blow some bubbles. Whatever it is, I'm a little scared!
Hope you had fun!