Friday, April 8, 2011

Cover Cringe #2


After the resounding success of the last Cover Cringe, I went searching again and found two more that seriously left me a little speechless and gasping for air because I was laughing so hard. I'll say it again.. what the heck are people thinking? You want to TEMPT readers to buy the book, not SCARE them! Although that last uber crotch cover has my BFF and I looking at reviewing it so we can banter about it (hehe shameless plug for another new feature) So do you think I can top the last post? You tell me...




I SWEAR on my love for all things romance...
I DIDN'T TOUCH THIS COVER!
This is EXACTLY how I found it!

Oh.My.Gosh!!


And because the last one was so successful...

There is NOTHING discreet about the serious bulge blondie is packing!
Elephantitis of the nuts maybe? I HATE that Mr "All The Better To Grope You With" looks like Wolverine because I don't want my lust for Hugh Jackman tainted! UGH!! I'll say this.. if this is an X-Man shot, Blondie better careful where the guys hands are pointed. One wrong move and he's sliced and diced!!

This cover it SOOOO wrong which is why Scott, this one's for you!!

20 comments:

S.J. Wright said...

Frickin' brilliant, Bels. I really love the little blurb on the first one.... LMAO.

JoAnne Kenrick said...

Lmao, classic! And that second cover... are you please to see me, or is that a cone in your pants? hehe

Kristen - Seeing Night said...

haha I dont even know what to say about the first one...But the second oh man!! That is definetly not normal hahah

S.E. Gordon said...

Full moon, a pair of elephant-sized testicles roasting by the flickering candlelight. What's not to like?

Except...hey! WTF is he doing with that hand?! And, oh WTH? Is that Dracula's castle in the distance? Is Wolfman Jack planning to throw his bitch in the carriage wobble up the hill for a little threesome?

Oh no...cannot see past the colossal crotch shot...blinded...by...elephant...scrotum...

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Stephanie Shaw said...

I can't believe authors sign off on these covers. The picture on the first isn't so bad, but the the supposed 'catch phrase' is rediculous. The second one is missing a strange man in the mirror smoking a cigarette.

V.K. Tremain said...

I love the quotes on the first cover...and the second image speaks for itself! LOL

S.J. Wright said...

OMG, Scott.....You're still my hero.

Cialina at Muggle-Born.net said...

HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. These are so funny! :)

Rockie said...

LMAO! OMG, the second made me gasp! Lol And when I did look at the guy, my first thought was "Wolverine???" Lol this is so funny! XD




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Lizzie's Blog said...

The tagline on the first on is priceless!

ChrisS said...

LOL!! These are too funny.

BLHmistress said...

OMG I have no words for either laughing too hard right now.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Adam's rib wasn't the only bone she wanted!!!

LOL!!

That's so funny it hurt me!

Deea said...

OMG!!! *rolls on the floor laughing* Is this for real? People actually buy those books?!
The first one seems silly and too cheesy, but the second one....OMG!*faints* Elephantitis?! LMAO well put!
Love this post!

Stephanie Abbott said...

Hysterical! The guy with Wolverine should obviously be Nightcrawler, though. Duh...

Sondrae Bennett said...

"Adam's rib wasn't the only bone she wanted..."

Oh my God, I'm dying laughing right now.

Ricki said...

Even the name is so...wrong on that first one.

as always ♥ Carol said...

OMG!!!! I can't believe the horrors my eyes have seen... I'm off to check out cover cringe numero 1 lol. it a good laugh definitely. Looking forward to the next one I have a feeling I'm gonna be laughing a lot.

as always ♥, Carol

Leetid said...

LOL - they are brilliant!!!

Aislynn said...

OMG those are just so horrible they are awesome!!

I can't stop laughing..

Where on earth did you find those covers!?!?!