1. Your computer modem decides it doesn't want to work and you're first thought is "Hmm stubborn lil modem... maybe you need to be put on display and restrained for you to work."
4. Your most visited site is AdamAndEve.com. You want to have toy bag just like the Masters.
5. Every book you read, you're trying to "fetish" up the heroine and put restraints and floggers in the hands of the heroes. Tell me you don't think Barrons or Bones tying you a St Andrews Cross isn't HOT *shivers*
6. You look for ways to misbehave because you want a spanking.
8. Someone asks you to do something and you instantly reply, "Yes Sir"
9. You strategically place warm fluffy blankets everywhere in your home so your significant other will do the after scene snuggle with you.