If you've been following, for about a year now, I have been having THE most deliciously scorching and toe curling lust affair with this sexy Hollywood actor, meeting up in my dreams for the kind of action that would fog up your glasses. Let me just tell you, this man knows how to kiss and just the right way to touch. Don't ask me why (ok, look at him, I can see why) but it's been alot of fun and has made going to sleep interesting *winks* I'm devastated that it has come to end.
I should've figured it out after the last dream I had, that something had changed. Instead of throwing me up against a wall or hard surface to have his way with me, Matt and I just "talked". Oh the conversation was amazing, there was a different kind of relationship and I got to see a whole new side of him other than his tongue and rock hard...abs. For all the dreaming, Matt is actually a great guy and I really enjoyed getting an insight into his life as an actor... that is until he told me the secret to his success as an actor. Want to know what it is? *leans in close* He didn't want me to share this but he's a .... MUPPET! Yes, this hunky star of the hysterical movie Vampire Sucks and TV show 90210 is a fur covered Jim Henson muppet.
When I woke up from this revelation and told my BFF, I lamented what this new development meant for our steamy dream encounters. Would I get carpet burn now? Did I need to scotch guard him beforehand? And what about dry cleaning? So many things to worry about now and I was interested to see what would happen next. I got my answer last night and it doesn't look good for this Bookish Snob.
In real life, Matt Lanter has a beautiful girlfriend and she decided enough was enough. She visited me and asked me what I was doing kissing her boyfriend. (Gosh don't you just love the way the mind works) She asked me what business I had kissing a pencil as though it was him (remember this is a dream) and I very patiently explained that I hadn't. Enter Matt and comes to lie on the bed with me. Oh that man melts my heart a little. Seeing there's a definite change, I gently let him go and ask if this means I can't make anymore lustful comments on Twitter. As I sit there stroking his thigh and him looking at me with those smoldering eyes of his, I said goodbye to my dream lover and I feel the definite click as our relationship changes. The rest of the dream, Matt appoints himself my new BFF and is horrified to learn that a devious plan is underway to hurt me. He is glorious when he's angry and spends the rest of the dream hunting down the person with the audacity to harm his beloved BFF *sigh* Isn't he wonderful when he's protective? LOL
So that's that. The end and already I'm feeling the loss immensely. What else is a girl to do but to begin the process of advertising for a new dream lover. So spread the word and PLEASE someone whisper into the ear of Ian Somerhalder that the position is open and ALL his if he agrees to brings those fangs of his along. Matt will be a "hard" lover to replace but I have a suspicion that Ian can more than "rise" to the occasion *evil grins*
Okay, I'm done being cheeky for the moment. Enjoy your day everyone and may all your dreams be filled with sexy dream lovers!
One last lust before I go...