Terrance stepped behind the curtain. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been…bloody hell...I don’t know, twenty years since my last confession?”
“Son, you are in the house of the lord. Please refrain from using profanity.” The elder whispered through the screen.
“My apologies, father.” Terrance nodded.
“Please, take a seat, and tell me your sins.”
“Where to begin?” Terrance rubbed his freshly shaven chin. “Well, for starters, I’ve been having sex with my mother three times a day for the past month.”
“Excuse me?” The priest pressed closer.
“Stepmother, actually. My real mother is a corpse at the bottom of the sea. Do not worry; I would think of such a heinous act with her, even though I’m certain she needed plenty of sexing up in her day,” said Terrance.
“Pardon? Did you say that you had sex with a corpse?”
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