Friday, March 25, 2011

The Crusty Englishman Strikes Again - "Forgive Me Father, For I Have.."

Author Scott Gordon strikes again with the hysterical next installment from Terrance - our sexy shagging zombie. Want to know what happens when this snarky Englishman swaggers off to make his confessions to the local clergy? I'll share the first bit then follow through to Scott's website. If you missed the first chapter, click HERE

Chapter Two

Terrance stepped behind the curtain. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been…bloody hell...I don’t know, twenty years since my last confession?”
“Son, you are in the house of the lord. Please refrain from using profanity.” The elder whispered through the screen.
“My apologies, father.” Terrance nodded.
“Please, take a seat, and tell me your sins.”
“Where to begin?” Terrance rubbed his freshly shaven chin. “Well, for starters, I’ve been having sex with my mother three times a day for the past month.”
“Excuse me?” The priest pressed closer.
“Stepmother, actually. My real mother is a corpse at the bottom of the sea. Do not worry; I would think of such a heinous act with her, even though I’m certain she needed plenty of sexing up in her day,” said Terrance.
“Pardon? Did you say that you had sex with a corpse?”
To read the rest of this hilarious chapter, click HERE Don't forget to follow Scott. He's writing another amazing fantasy story called Enura and has chapters posted for you to read. Show him some LOVE!

6 comments:

S.E. Gordon said...

Love you, Belinda!

T.L said...

MY MOUTH IS HANGING OPEN.....IM A BIT STUNNED,HAD TO READ IT TWICE AND NOW IM LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY HAHAHAHA OMG WOW

Belinda said...

@Teles- hehehe make sure you follow Scott. He's always posting new stuff. I love his stuff! He has an amazing sense of humor

@Scott - Love you too! You brightened my evening posting the next installment. I LOVE sarcastic, off the wall humor and you have it down to a science. Terrance is utterly unpredictable and out of control. I <3 him!!

C.G. Powell said...

Just got around to reading it this morning...Scott, you are a genius!!! A Priest? HAHAHAH...Terrance is a naughty Cabana Boy indead.

V.K. Tremain said...

Scott, you are hilarious! I love Yummy! Can't wait to see where this is going...but I have an idea :) I still want my Zombie, Crispin though *pouty face*

S.J. Wright said...

You girls and your cabana boys.... Say, where do I get one of Those?