Monday, February 21, 2011

The Cheesy, The Awkward, The Insane - Part Two

Yay! You came back *grins* Hope you're reading to chuckle at these like I did. Without further ado... I give you PART TWO (haha that rhymed)


Her thought - "Ouch what's he doing back there? He's messing my hair up? Don't tell me he's one of those guys that likes it a little rough. Quick pretend you like it... moan a little"
His thought - "Oh crap my nipple itches. Maybe if I use the back of her head to scratch it, it'll ease. I just hope my man boobs don't mess her hair up too much.

OMGSH I just took a closer look at the picture. PLEASE tell me he's wearing pants. Because if he's naked, I don't think it's his nipple he's itching. Fabio you are one nasty man!!

Her thought - "Ohhhh this feels so good I should have him rub my back more often. Wonder what he's using? It's so hard...."



His thought - "Woman you better not ruin this shot for me. Look at me, all fine and studly. Ugh does she have to breath on me like that? Can this photo shoot be over already?
Her thought - "Is it just me or is he not into this? Let me see what happens when I rub my cheek against his chest? Hmm nothing. Wonder what he'll do if I lick his nipple?"



Her thought - "Maybe if I close my eyes real tight and touch myself, I can fake like I'm into him."
His thought - "Wow, I must have some powerful mojo, I barely touched her and she's screaming my name"
 '


His comment - "Hold on tight babe, I got you. I won't let you fall. See the tight hold I have on your leg?"
Her comment - "Don't sweat it Feliz. I got a good grip on your man boobs. Lower away!"



Her thought - "Yes...yes...yes... eww what is that? Is he drooling on me and what is that noise? Oh hell no! He did not just fall asleep while making out with me!!"
His thought - "SNORE!!"


21 comments:

BLHmistress said...

LOL my family is wondering why I am laughing so hard, remember when Fabio was the cover for almost all the romance books ?

Selena said...

These guys are too much! I almost shot soda out my nose on the ships covers!

ParaJunkee said...

snicker

titustwowife said...

Ha ha ha , my husband keeps looking at me like I'm crazy cause I keep laughing...This is too funny!

LMW said...

ROFLMBO!! OMGSH...breathe!

Belle Découverte said...
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Sharon S. said...

Oh, Fabio! That naked pic is just nasty . And the one with the guy breast feeding the woman? WTF?!

Mithee (The Deranged Book Lovers) said...

BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! The first one is so pervy! ;))

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